Katie Dickieson

Every offer, every price

The menu.

One page. Real prices. Pick one and pay for it.

Coming from Instagram? Comment the word on any of my posts and I’ll send you the link.

Katie in a black one-shoulder bodysuit and round gold sunglasses, deadpan, one arm along a balcony rail at sunset.

The Read

$333

90 minutes.

Bring the whole mess. I tell you the question you should’ve been asking. You leave with one page in writing.

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Couple’s Read

$99

Rush $35.

A 14-page report on the two of you, built from both exact birth charts. Astrology, Human Design, and the places on Earth you light up together.

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The System

$444

The F*ck the Algorithm portal and course. Yours for life.

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Own the Margin

$44 to $1,111

Class $44, then $77. DIY $111, plus an optional $22 a month tracker. Done for you $777, then $1,111.

A money plan for your business. It ranks your moves, fastest cash first. It isn’t financial advice.

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Full Service

$555 to $2,222/mo

I write and design your content so you can go back to running the business. Two clients at a time. After that it’s a waitlist.

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The House

Tiers not final

Dick Press, my publishing house. It has its own site.

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The Stage

After 3 gigs

I set a price once the first three are done.

Talks, keynotes and the show.

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On the House

Free

The free guide and the Letter. These are the only free things.

Comment FTA for the free guide. MENACE for the Letter.

How this works

The rules.

  • Paid in full at booking.
  • No trades.
  • No pick-your-brain.
  • When it’s over, it’s over.
  • One-page written diagnosis after a Read.